Lady:Doctor sahab

Lady:Doctor sahab
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
  

May, 20 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     1903 views       Funny

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himmat wala kon?


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hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
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stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
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Gives more light !!
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is MSG ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai. ;->
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->


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His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!