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''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
  
May, 24 2010     195 chars (2 sms)     3548 views       Funny

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& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

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Plz Donate ur eyes
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Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

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A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!


His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.
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Hight of friendship:

bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
KaASsh...
KaASsh...




aaj thori barish ajaye...


Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...


Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...


Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

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aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)

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