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''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
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''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
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Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
A Fact About Women:
A Fact About Women:
They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
An engineering student to his
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Mainee tumhari
Mainee tumhari yaadon mein..
ro ro ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum itney be-wafa niklE,
k nahake chal diye!!!
Sardar dukhi tha,
Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
t v na dekhne se
* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *
* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *
~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,
A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,
Jan!
Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k
i''m already married
Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he
malang and engineers
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".
Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Wah Wah!
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.
Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)
Murder Of English..!
Murder Of English..!
Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink
U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.
Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me
I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->
kEEP sM|L|NG :->
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
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