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''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
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''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
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Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...
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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
Can we do romance in
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
taniya good news for you
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
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Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Tum Sab ka Chance Phinish,
Kyun K,
Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai,
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?
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Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?
Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti
Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi
Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon
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Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
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or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
Ye Jo Chappal Main
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
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Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
From His Presidency..
Now Vote For New President,
Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,
"0345-3932040"
For Bright Fuuture Of
Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!
Thanks..!! :-)
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Sardar''s Interview 4
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Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
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