''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur

''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
  

May, 24 2010     195 chars (2 sms)     3296 views       Funny

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Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,

''STUDENT''

&

''DYING'' :-)
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay


atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai



or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai
What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->
My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy


Q K

Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."


1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->