Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

Dec, 29 2011 456 chars (3 sms) 3786 views Funny

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Never Mind People. . .

Never Mind People. . .

When They Say U''re Mad

B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You

M = Make

A = A

D= Difference. . .

Interview 4 New Admission

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

Woh chham chham kark

Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->

kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna

Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna

Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki

Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''

Larki: mein shadi k

Larki: mein shadi k baad tumhare saray dukh baant lo0ngi.

Larka: lekin mujhy tu k0i dukh hai hi nhi!

Larki.......
mein shadi k baad ki baat kr rahi ho0n :-)

shan is remaking titanic

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)

I love to walk in a rain

English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:

"Never make the same mistake twice..

Bcoz..

There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.

sms of the year 2009

The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''

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Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

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