Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........
A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!
  

Dec, 29 2011     456 chars (3 sms)     3186 views       Funny

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Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
A famous Russian quote:

“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”

it’s true!

see crying Veena Malik;’(



smiling Zardari:)
Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world''s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can''t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"


The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th Sept,09 b/w PAK & AUS...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D
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Tumhara dimagh bilkul b kaam nahee karta, kal b pardhaya tha aur dekho aaj phir pardhana pard raha hai..
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?

Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun

Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?

Lalu:- I am INDIAN!

Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?

Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
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