Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........
Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........
A Love Story
Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street, Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office. Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness. 1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins they named them Johnson & Johnson Moral Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo aurat: kesay? Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho! Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..
1 larki valentines day per dukandar say: "aisa card hei jismei likha ho k mei tumse aur sirf tumse pyar kerti hun"
dukandar: haan hai..
girl: 2darjan pank kardo...
Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
