A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Rabb Kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen,
Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
Kuri Na Fase Koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal Kam Chalaunde Rehan.