all brokers have bec

all brokers have bec


All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
  

May, 06 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     3180 views       Funny

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Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,


Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,


Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,


JeSE K


Mein



he he he
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..

kaise?
niche dekho..
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aur niche...


Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !


How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala















Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy








Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai''n
tumhari ho jaye''n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan... ;->