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all brokers have bec
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all brokers have bec
all brokers have bec
All Brokers Have Become
" BILL GATES "
With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds
&
Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
sms sms
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sms
sms
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sms
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...
appna raag aap jamaoo
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
wife running afte
;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,
wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.
Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
Ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
if columbus had been a married
If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA
Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa
tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to
usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa
Mai Mra hu yE sIr
MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
Full Forms>...;) NIIT : Not Interested in IT
Full Forms>...;)
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
Wo Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ammi.
Abbu.
Bhaiya.
Baji.
Jaldi Aao.
Amazing...!
Us
Gher
Mein
Light Hai ;->/
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?
Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
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