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all brokers have bec
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all brokers have bec
all brokers have bec
All Brokers Have Become
" BILL GATES "
With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds
&
Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
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May, 06 2010
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Aik GADHA tha,
Aik GADHA tha,
Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,
Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,
Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..
Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!
koi mannat mango beta
Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
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Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
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Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.
ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O
Thanx
Regards
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
Last nite i caught sum stars.
Last nite i caught sum stars... i''ll give them to the person who is just so sparkling and speciall to me...
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Catch it its 4 u!
a girl asks her mom
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?
Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
What Will You Find
What Will You Find
inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???
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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->
SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,
SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,
SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,
BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai
Aur
Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p
After all I have decided t
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
Juice Piyo
Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)
An astronomer was
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
a boy in love with a girl,
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy
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