all brokers have bec

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

May, 06 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 3241 views Funny

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Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN

1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?

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Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI CHALI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"

Chaar Haathi He.

Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He... 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He :)

Mil gya Oye hoe mil gya O bally bally mil gya

Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O bally bally mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya

Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:

patient doctor you

Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

jahaz tofan me ghir

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

Interviewer: Can

Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....

I want to meet u

I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"

Khuda kare k ye

Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aajaye.
Jesay aap chahey
wo aap k paas aajaye.
aap sara saal kanwara na rahey.
aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aajaye.

''We''ve known each

''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''

Meri taraf se tmko

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