all brokers have bec

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

May, 06 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 3515 views Funny

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Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya

Zardari

What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?

Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D

What is Love???

The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->

What is the part of

What is the part of Female''s Body which has

Hair All Around

Abit wet Inside &

Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye

10 Dogs Were

10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked

Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?

The Other Dog Replied
"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->

what do you do if

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Wo Soye Huey Thay

Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye

Hum Soye Huey Thay

Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->

Masoom Mohabbat Ka

Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,

Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,

Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...

Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->

Father: Raat ko

Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.

Final bandar Ka!!!!!!

Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

Na Barish Na Toofan

Na Barish

Na Toofan

Na Bomb Blast

Na Strike

Na Jalse Juloos

Na Muzahiray

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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->

farmaishon se tang aa gaya hon

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.

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