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MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
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MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
MMA Ki Larki Aur MQM K Larka
Larka
Mar Jaunga Teri Khatir
G.A Muhajir
G.A Muhajir
Larki
Mjhe B Tjh Se Pyar He
Per Amrica Ka Jo Yaar He
Qoum Ka Ghaddar Hai
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Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
Larki [Memon Larke Se]
Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ....
Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya ... ;->
Larke Wale: Hum Ko Larki Pasand
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?
Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !
Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
women
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
CIA "Officer 2 Bush
CIA "Officer 2 Bush: SIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
SAmandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila
Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,
SAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?
Press Down if u
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can''t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
zara soocho ager m
zara soocho ager movies k name mein say dil hata ker
anda laga diya jaye to movies k name kaisey hoonge
Hum Anda DAY Chukey Sanam
hum aap k andey mein rehtey hain
anda hai tumhara
andey waley dulhaniya lay jayein gein
Aadmi bola ya
Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!
Boy To Teacher:
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
''('','') ('','') ('','') <[]> <))\, <))> /\_ / \_ / \_
''('','') ('','') ('','')
<[]> <))\, <))> /\_ / \_ / \_
jo b pasand aye bata dena Rishta karwa don ga Larkian saari Ache hain;-)''
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
if they get
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?
if they be together they united
n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)
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