1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?
1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larki jo Pyar de

1 Larki jo acha khana banaye

1 larki jo paisa kamaye

Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye
  

May, 22 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     1857 views       Funny

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)
2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Subha
SMS


Shaam
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Din me
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Raat me
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Ghar me
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Office me
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Jeena
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Marna
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Akhir kya he ye SMS??




S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)


Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"



Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..
A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all
those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya