your arms were alway

your arms were alway
Your Arms Were Always Open When I Needed A Hug.

Your Heart Understood When I Needed A Friend.

Your Gentle Eyes Were Stern When I Needed A Lesson.

Your Strength And Love Has Guided Me And Gave Me Wings To Fly.
  

May, 03 2010     218 chars (2 sms)     2208 views       Funny

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There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten





1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey






2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?






On Television
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Yaar aik warid kay
card ka number
send karo plz
(1000 wala)
jaldi...

main tumhain
1000 kay note
ka number
send kar
raha hoon.

DBK874326
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
on public demand releasing all over Pakistan

"The Return of Phoolan Devi"

Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice

Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi

Script in: USA & UK

Actor: Musharraf

Actoress: Benazir

Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel

Characterless Actors: Chaudharies

Dancer: Sherry Rehman

Action sound track by: MQM

Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,




Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA.
PAthAN jALdi sE NeChAy utrA Or Seri hAtA di.
Or boLA BetA MAi to utAr gyA to kEsE aAyE gA.. ;->
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI