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Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
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Pathan:
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe
Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe
pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe
Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe
Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,
woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,
Jo jatay hain un k peechay,
wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,
Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,
wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
G-reat H-ot O-ne in million
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..
''Aap ko bohat bohat
''Aap ko bohat bohat
*EID MUBARAK*
heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''
preszardari has ord
Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That
All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,
Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
Dog:Where are you going?
Dog:Where are you going?
Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.
Since we have the same blood group,
I am going to donate some blood for him.
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO GHAS HO tUM.
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.
Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.
52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.
Insan 3rd class ho tum.
Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
What Is The Similarity
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Sorry Yar Tmhre
Hise Ka Roza Mai
B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
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