ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...
ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....


ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....


ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
  

May, 18 2010     411 chars (3 sms)     3120 views       Funny

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Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*

Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...



Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!


jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.






















Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..


H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->
''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

Will Osama Be Captured ?

Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
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"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P