ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

May, 18 2010 411 chars (3 sms) 2225 views Funny

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ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
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lo sunO

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Not How You See,
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zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

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phir kya?

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To put your head on
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yawn and say loud ...

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U''ve been listening 2
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