Man at medical shop:

Man at medical shop:
Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2189 views       Funny

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Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)


Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston



Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai

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! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..
Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de



sab yaad ho gaya????






Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p
What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?



PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................

So Sweet. now continue ur work..