Man at medical shop:

Man at medical shop:- I need poison. .
Chemist:- I can''t sell u that.
Man shows wife''s photo.
Chemist:- Oh! Sorry. I didn''t know u have a prescription . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2039 views Funny

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Prayer Of An Employee :

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

if you love some

If You Love
Someone / Something

Let It Go ...

If It Doesn''t Return ...

Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...

OncE jAmEs BonD

OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId

"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!

BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

BEN@ZIR NE KUT@ P@L@

LAMBI LAMBI MONCHO W@AL@

KH@T@ H@I WO S@UNF SUP@RI

N@@M H@I IS K@ @SIF Z@RD@RI

Actually I wanted

Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..

but

But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.

What do you call

What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
.
.
.

"Chadti Jawani" !!!

WhiskEY, Drugs

WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...

Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->

A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

WhaT wiLL a kiD

WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?

GuEsS..

pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../

hE wUd siNG.../

KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re

ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi
Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai
Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein
Hai
Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai
Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai
Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai
Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Pan Khata Hai
Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai
Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai
Istri''

Sagai Aur Shaadi

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

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