Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...