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pathan
pathan
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.
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Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
I Was In Temple
When A Guy Next
To Me Lite A Cigarete
Frm The Arti.
I Was Shocked N
Droped My Beer Bottle
Take a Bowl Fill
Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO
ST__PID
B__DH__
BEWAK__F
__LL__
Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U
Ufone
Its all about U
Astronomers say
Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Heer : Main Tumhary Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...
Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->
Ek bangali Mareez: "Dr Sahab
Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty Aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"
Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
Aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."
Height of Adab
Height of Adab
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D
Sardar Goes tofu
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
www.killer.co
www.killer.com
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Enter d name
U want 2 kill
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ME..?
sure?
If yes
press down
....
Access Denied!
...
Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)
what kind of car dr
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
I’m engaged with someone
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
This is "Top Secret"
This is "Top Secret"
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And
This is Bottom Secret ;->
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