Arz kiya hai...

Arz kiya hai...

Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...

(Wah! Wah!)

Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...
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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D

May, 20 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2372 views Funny

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Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)

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Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
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Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
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PATHAN 2 SARDAR

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PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA

Shadi Se Pehle Larka:

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Socho.

Socho.

Socho.

Socho.

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Nahi Pata.

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HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

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NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo

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JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
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sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..

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