pathan cought cheating

pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
  

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Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
The Secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



&





Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!


1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
Height of Orkuting...!


Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!


Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In US
30min it caught 20thievs

In UK
30mins 30thievs

In India
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .

But

A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts

"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->
Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Asif Ali Zardar K Baad
Kon Sadar-e-Pakitan
Bane Ga ... ???



Socho



Socho




Socho



Aur Socho










Rehman Dakait ...
10 things I know about U!!

1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart



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Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge.

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..