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pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
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tum hi tu ho =p ;
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Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
girlz college mai te
Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"
Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
Silly Gurlz... ;->
anewala kal tumhara
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha:
" SAWAN KO ANAY DO "
Peechay se Eik Truck ne aa kr Thok dia..Truck pr Likha tha..
" AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR " ;->
chinese larki ko dekh kr mom boli
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
''Kuch is tarah Usne
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....
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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
vijaymy uncle knew
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
''God made
''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR Na Do,
Apne Chehre Ka DEEDAR
Na Do,
Apne Dil Ka QARAR Na
Do,
Apni Aankhon Ka KHUMAAR Na
Do,
Suna He Buhat KANJOOS Ho TUM,
Kisi Ko Apna BUKHAAR Na
Do....;->
''Height Of Kanjusi . . .
''Height Of Kanjusi . . .
Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .
That too with gas kit...!!!''
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:
1. It wont happen again
2. I m single
3. She is jus a frnd
4. Im Sorry
5. I like u
6. I dont wanna loose U
7. Im telin d truth;-)
somebody up there lo
Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!
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