pathan cought cheating

pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     250 chars (2 sms)     3591 views       Funny

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GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
Hello Ji..

Haan Ji..

Ji Ji..

Really

Phir

Sachi

Acha Kese?

G Haan

Kiya

Oh Nahee Ji

"Sorry Wrong Number"
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.


Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote

To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat Aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITAL Me Hai'''' ;->
When u win,
Evry1 takes pride in celebratng ur victory

But

When u lose only true frnds hold ur hand,
Sit by ur side
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say

Tu sanu hmesha zalil e keeta.
Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam








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