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pathan cought cheating
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pathan cought cheating
pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
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''jee kia chaheyeh
haan kia chaheyeh???
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yeh mesg hee tu hai''
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Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,
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Aik Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost !
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TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..
farak batao....
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k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
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HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
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Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say
Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi
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