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May, 17 2010     203 chars (2 sms)     2790 views       Funny

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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
Smart
Gud Looking
Cute
Funny
Truth Full
& Xtremely Intelligent Kid . . . ????





















Feel Free
2 Ask
My Parents . . . ;->
1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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Ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???
Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!
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Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




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Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....''
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :-

If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless...

If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt...

If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if boy is shopng he''s wastin money...

If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s being rude...

If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If boy walks in a group its a Gang...

If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s busy. If boy cant, he''s lier...
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p