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This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service

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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!

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May, 17 2010 203 chars (2 sms) 2496 views Funny

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Ab PARHAI soch

Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D

A mathmatical question!

A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???

Ans?

104

no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi

confused???

Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}

wo keh k chaley k ab hum sirf

Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,

Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->

Piyarey Or Aziz dosto..

Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!

Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->

A long married couple

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"

jaane kese jeete hain

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy

DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->

aj agr ap ko koi kahe k aap

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

sentence with a direct object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

They Say

They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy

Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends

If They Seem Normal ,

You Are This One .... ;->

D O N

D O N

Ki CallKa Intizaar Tou 11 Colleges Ki Larkian Ker Rahi Hain

Magar

D O N Sirf Miss Calls Krta Hy

Kyun K

D O N Memon Hai . . . ;->

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