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May, 17 2010
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Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye
Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye
"Taj"ya"Takht"?
Anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht
mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye
Talk shak ka :-)
''A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''
enter ur pin
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
IN Frenc
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
Son: I Don''t Want
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.
Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
"Principal"
5 Points That Prove
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
KUTTA KHA GAYA
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..?
Qus) What Did YogurT Say To The Milk..??
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Ans) WaTs uP "DuDh".... ;->
Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
we must believe in
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Experiencd Man Says:
Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem Doesnt
Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins,
Whn She Turns
&
Looks Back At D Guy
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