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May, 17 2010     203 chars (2 sms)     2835 views       Funny

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Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Beta: Padh Rha Hu.

Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.


Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
''MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka''
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.
Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)