Mubarak Ho Chief Justice

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.


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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
  

May, 14 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2098 views       Funny

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Arz Kiya Hai,,


Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,

Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,

Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,

Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,

Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,


Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!

Wah,wah,wah,wah,
Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.


It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy
''Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''
''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN




Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......



Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
WhaT wiLL a kiD SinG wHo paSsed hiS KG ExaMs...?





GuEsS..








pLz yaAr iTs siMpLe..../













hE wUd siNG.../






KG Kiya Re
KG Kiya Re
Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Aey Phool yeh Phool mere Phool ko dedena..

Agar woh Na mane toh usein Swimming Pool mein dahkha dedena..
Wah Wah Wah Wah!!
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....





Sweet,



cool,




good,



easily available



And



Biggest similarity...









Dhakkan. . .
Uski Yaad Main Khaana Peena Chorr Diya "Pappu" . . . .


Phir Socha


"Khaonga Nahe To ßarra Kaise Hunga. . . . ;->
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.