Aur barbad hogya

Aur barbad hogya
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)
  

May, 14 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2295 views       Funny

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Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




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smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,

Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .

Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai


Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->
As by xperience my advice 4u friends-

have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis

and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes
wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days
2 come
happy Birthday .......
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
A story that can b read by Angels only…


















NOTHING C,

I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?




















Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas


Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..

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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?








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