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A psychological study
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A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don''t change ur finger, its too late
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A sleeping lion is stronge
A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog
SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher
By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!
piyarey or aziz dosto
Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..
ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!
Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->
pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae
Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?
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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
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Upcoming Horror Movies!
1.Exam ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Shaitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend ki Maut
6.Pyasi Examiner
7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Teacher:
Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?
Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both
wondering how ??
scroll down ....
Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
motiyan bela phool
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
Do u belive in BHOOT
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Sehwag Was Bowling
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"
Q ???
Umpire Beimaan Tha ???
No ...
Socho...
Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
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