A psychological study

A psychological study
A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don''t change ur finger, its too late
  

May, 25 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2351 views       Funny

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13th Birthday Messages

Welcome to the teens.

You''re not a kid anymore.

Happy Coming of Age.

Happy 13th Birthday.
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks
Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

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''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……
Fizao me tum ho hawayo Main tum ho Dhoop main tum ho .. chahyoo main tum hoo .

Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi theikana nahi hota
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!


Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?


Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love



But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym


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That''s me . . . =)
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child