''Khush to bahot hoge

''Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?''

May, 24 2010 123 chars (1 sms) 2962 views Funny

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Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

WOMAN: U Tell

WOMAN: U Tell A Man Something, It Goes In One Ear & Comes Out Of The Other. . .

MAN: U Tell A Woman Something, It Goes In Both Ears & Comes Out Of The Mouth. . . ;->

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

Jaan

Jaan
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Jaan

Jaan

Jaan
Jaan chor do meri

Mere sMs k Deewano

Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye

mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->

you never wake-up,

Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU!

Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek

Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!

Aye Kassssssh!

Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.

Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy

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Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu

Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->

Load Sheding K Fawaid:

Load Sheding K Fawaid:

Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi

Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving

Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''

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Press 078 For Sharing Happiness
Press 93 For Sharing Saddness
Press All Previous Number To Call Me!

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''Khush to bahot hoge

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