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May, 24 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     2390 views       Funny

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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

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Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
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(Race film ka superhit gaana)
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
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Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
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Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,

Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
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Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.