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May, 19 2010     326 chars (3 sms)     2378 views       Funny

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Kitne Din Hue Tumhe


Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
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One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

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YOU......;->
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Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
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