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k jeet gay SMS k race
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i will tell you
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Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;
t r u t h women n
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
full form of boys
Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
1st Man : Yar Ye
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???
2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!
1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???
2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
Doc 2 Patient :
Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
What’s The Height Of Hope
What’s The Height Of Hope
Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself
“MAN DONâ€T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED†;->
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
Salesman :
Salesman : This computer will cut your workload by 50%
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Sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->
Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai
Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai
Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai
Shadi Se Pehlay Dil Me Bjtay Hain MP3 Songs
Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
karoge din mein to rahegi chusti
karo kam se kam din mein ek bar
to rahegi tandrusti
Nahin samjhe?
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