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Cutest Love Story:
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
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May, 12 2010
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Man Receives Telegram
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!
Should Be Buried or Cremated.?
Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.
Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
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Usay Yaad Aaya
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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
No serial our marriage CD
Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
Q: Why do boys go to temples?
Q: Why do boys go to temples?
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Becoz temple is the only place where they can find..
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Girls are like roads,
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
3 cheezen hamesha k liye bhula do
'' 3 '' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:
1
DarD
2
GhAM
3
RoothNA
'' 3 '' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:
1
"HumAyuN"
2
Us K Msgs
3
US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)
''3'' Kaam kAbhi nA kArnA:
1
Is Msg k0 Edit kArnA
2
ApnA nAAm LikhnA
3
DooSroN k0 Msg Bhej k IMpreSS kArnE ki nAkAAm KoShiSh kArnA... =P ;->
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
''Friendship Isn''t How You Forget,
But How You Forgive.
Not How You Listen,
But How You Understand.
Not How You See,
But How You Feel.
Not How You Let Go,
But How You Hold On.''
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
Pandit ne ap k mobile
Pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.
Dhanewad..
new meaning of sms
nEw mEaNiNg oF SMS
SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi
tHeY bOtH HaVe sAmE NaMe''s sHoRt fOrM
SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik
may ALLAH bless us ;->
When do you CONGRATULATE
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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