Cutest Love Story

Cutest Love Story
Cutest Love Story:


A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?


Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2733 views       Funny

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sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,

aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?



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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
No guarnti
No replacmnt
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



Socho....



maa badaulat!

Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"














Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!
























A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?




very simple yaar




dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)