baqi load shedding agle saal se hog

31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga..
"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi... ;->

May, 05 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2463 views Funny

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