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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
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women never understand
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
q.1: study=dont fail
q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED
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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI
UMER GUZAR CHUKI
HAI PLZ !!!
TRY AGAIN...>>>>
Ladkiyon ke college
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the ..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. ..HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO?.
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai
To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi
Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,
Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay
"O Pai! Koora Edhron
V Chuk Ley"
Hahahaha
HumAyuN is very happy
HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.
Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
career is like a lig
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
3 sardar after exam
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Daku: Tera Nam?
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
''What is the difference
''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam
msg parhne walo ko
mera salam
Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo
Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
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