Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
  

May, 25 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2130 views       Funny

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