Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
  

May, 25 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2350 views       Funny

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Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->

They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->
Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!





Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,

Agar dada AAshiq na hota.

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''
pAtA hAi kiA...








chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?
Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!


puchu kyu???
























kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->