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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
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Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
If You Find A Cute Friend ...
If You Find A Cute Friend ...
Hold Him With Both Hands
Bcoz
A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..
Ok
Ok
Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;->
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne
Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
Last night,da moon
Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?
" i looked back at the moon & said
"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
Bunty: Kya Tumhe
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?
Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?
Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)
Shaadi kernay aur mobile
Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:
Tum aChe
Tum
aChe
Sache
pYare
ImaNdaR
SamAJdar
AqalmAnD
shareeF
logon se
dur rehna!!
Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
Heer..Ranj
Heer..Ranj
Soni..Maiwal
Laila..Majnu
Sahiba..Mirza
Romio..Joleat
Sasi..Panu
Sheren..Frhad
Aur
Coming Soon
The Bigest Lover Of 2009
Sheery Zardari ;->
air hostess to pathan in plane
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
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