Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
  

May, 25 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2139 views       Funny

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Uses
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Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
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Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..

Us Train Ko Kya Kahein Gaye ??


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Sardar: for shopping early?
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Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
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Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???


Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is


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Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
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Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
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