Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
  

May, 25 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2656 views       Funny

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HEIGHT OF MT. EVEREST


8,848 metres. and 29.029 feet
K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?


"Dhobi."


Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .


Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?


NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-
Aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing
There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????
A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.
Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''