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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
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policechor se wad
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
Career is like a light
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
hai smart
hai
smart
bohot
wo
hai
bheja
ne
jis
or
hoon
raha
parh
se
niche
ko
msg
jo
hoon
stupid
womain
confused
Oye Uthho!!!
Oye Uthho!!!
Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?
Haan?
Jab dekho Sota rehti ho
Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?
Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...
I am Sleeping.......:)
boy papa mein kal
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
btao tmhe main kitni achchi
Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
NON SMOKERS vs Smoker
NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->
Brad Pitt and
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
.
.
.
.
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
Aap aChey
Aap
aChey
Sachey
pYarey
ImaNdaR
SamAJhdar
AqalmAnD
ShareeF
Logoon sey
dur rehain!!
Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey
Height of walking..
Height of walking..
My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,
now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet
Larka: larki ko tang kar raha tha
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha
Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?
Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay
Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?
Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
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