You are a DOG

You are a DOG
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
  

May, 25 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     2010 views       Funny

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1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 A Gal?







Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
N Lock Her In A Room
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Witout A Mirror..
WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................


WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................


WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".
DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

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Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

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Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.
Ur Eyes Patakha.

Ur lips Rocket

Ur ears Chingari

ur smile Phuljari

Ur style Anaar

ur personilty Bomb

Beta Nikal le

I''m Coming with candle
A boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi

Boy said to Girl : Aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi




hahahahahaahhaahhaahah


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''