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naka naka dumdum fursat
Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.
Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.
Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947
Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.
Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
Last night was my fault,
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
happy foggy winter
happy foggy winter
I Love Walking In FOG,
Beacause No One
Can Detect
I M
SMOKING....:P
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,
wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
O Mere Makhna
O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna
Har
Vely
Hasna
Koi
Problem
Howy
Tou
Dasna
Kisi
Hor
Naal
Na
Phansna
Bas
Maire
Naal
Vasna
O
Mere
Makhna
Kesa Hy Ye Sms Zarur Dasna . . . ;->
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
pathan yaar bakray
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
pathan
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
Under The Black Cloth
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum
Swim Kaise Karenge
Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America JULI Tum UK
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
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