Apny Waado Ko

Apny Waado Ko
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )
  

May, 14 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2425 views       Funny

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Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,

pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
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BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
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Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

























Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
new song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga
kabhi chapal laga kabhi taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel perha
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi road mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta gaya
hooooooooo
ek larki................
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai


Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai

''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
Life me hamesha hasnte raho muskrate rahogate raho gungunate raho take tume deakh log ye samj jaye


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tum UNMARRIED ho
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,


Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
After finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.


He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,


Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>