Apny Waado Ko

Apny Waado Ko
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )
  

May, 14 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2944 views       Funny

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Nice na...??
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara





"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
Taecher, Student Se:
Batao Soney Aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???

Student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye
Lait Tou Skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->