Apny Waado Ko

Apny Waado Ko
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )
  

May, 14 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2621 views       Funny

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Molti Foam Ki Advertisemet Me Bachi Dua Krti Hai

"AY Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain,
Ay Khuda Meray Abu Salamat Rahain"
Samjh Nahi Aati
Slamti Ki Dua
Foam K Metress Se Bachnay Ki Hai Ya Mom Se???
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!




Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA





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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi

"Sar" Mai Hy

(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .