Three patients in a mental

Three patients in a mental
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
  

May, 21 2010     725 chars (5 sms)     3055 views       Funny

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KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?





Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?


" i looked back at the moon & said

"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
If ever u start missing

Ur School days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn

Just

Just

Just

Open ur report cards

Sara nasha utar

Jaega;-)
BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Define "GUTS"..??







Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)
Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???
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Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui thi.
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)


Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!























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