Three patients in a mental

Three patients in a mental
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
  

May, 21 2010     725 chars (5 sms)     2982 views       Funny

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Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
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Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
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Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
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Flytter fluter..............;->
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1 Larki jo Pyar de

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
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rainy if u cry, clear if u r happy,

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sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
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