Three patients in a mental

Three patients in a mental
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
  

May, 21 2010     725 chars (5 sms)     3071 views       Funny

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Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
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FOOLWARI main
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Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
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Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
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Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."


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Hum na rahey tou dosti kaun kerey ga?
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warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun kerey ga?


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ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
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School lgta tha poultry farm
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Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..

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Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
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&
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Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
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