Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
ek premi apni premika ke liye
anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,
or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?
dukandar-5000.00R.s
ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.
tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?
dukandar-do sitiya
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU!
