Three patients in a mental

Three patients in a mental
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
  

May, 21 2010     725 chars (5 sms)     2566 views       Funny

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Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya?

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On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se
Bara Chor Or Pakistan Ko
Lotne Wala To Is Mulk Ka Sadar Hai ;)
bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRkI: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"

In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil
ko bha gai
humain bhi apney balance ki qadar aa gai
socha ab aap ko message na karain
magar kambakhat dosti humain yaad aa gai... ;->
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neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,


Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?

Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar karte hen.

Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.
1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!