ab terey sath gold

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..

May, 06 2010 98 chars (1 sms) 2455 views Funny

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Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g

Eq.1: study=dont fail

Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)

Weekend Ko

Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????

Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days

''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai,

''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,

Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai

Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,

Magar

Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''

What Will You Find

What Will You Find

inside A Very Clean Nose ... ???

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A Lot Of Finger Prints ... ;->

if some body say br

If some body say

u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute

Than give him a slap,

And tel him / her

To day is 26th March

NOT FIRST APRIL.

CNN News.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya

Ghalib ne moti larki ko dekh k farmaya

Un ka husn dekh k hum
beshak khushi se
phoolay hen

Lekin heran b hen dekh k

in k koolhy hen ya clifton
k jhoolay hen ...:->

Which part of body

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.

Teachr: Konsa Parinda

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >

Beggar To Lady Sitting

Beggar To Lady Sitting On A Park-Bench :
Hi Darling Lets Have Some Fun . . . !

Lady: How Dare U . . . ?

Beggar: Than What Are You Doing On My Bed . . . ? ;->

Remember !

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

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ab terey sath gold

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