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Qimat Per na jayen
Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Oopar aasman hai
Oopar aasman hai
Niche sagar hai,
Aur ek bander isse
Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
Behind Every
Behind Every
Successful Man
There Is A WOMAN...
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So, Dont Try N Waste Time
To Gain SUCCESS
Just Find A WOMAN..
Memons Background
Memons Background
Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Zubair Motiwala
Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Aqeel Karim Dedhi
Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Siraj Kasim Teli
Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar
Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim
Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)
Meay Piaray
Meay
Piaray
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Kya dhoond rahay ho?
I know U Are So So So
I know
U Are
So So So
BuSy
But
For
3 seconds Think Of Me
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Feeling Sweet Na . . .
Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
professor tum 20
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
Save Water
Take Bath
With
Neighbours Daughter
long after our anniv
Long After Our Anniversary And This
Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think
Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,
Happy Anniversary Lover!
DONO EYES PE
DONO EYES PE
DONO CHEEKS PE
DO BAR LIPS PE
EK BAR NECK PE
DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY
SONE SE PEHLE
-:D
LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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