''A man had his credit card stolen.

''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''

May, 24 2010 134 chars (1 sms) 1888 views Funny

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UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

You can do so much in 10 minutes time.

You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units

&

sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->

aaj kal bohat khubsorat ho rahi hon

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.

Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?

Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)

Zalim sms of 2011

1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.

abu main hun

I Know A Lot About

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->

Career is like a light

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".

Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,

Judge Ne Safa Khola To

Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.

Ganpt "Is Tara K 4

Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

Wife: "1 More Word

Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

''SARDAR: KAL HUM

''SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA

BOY: WO KASAY?

SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!''

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''A man had his credit card stolen.

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