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Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey
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Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !
Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->
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18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
maa mujhe bhai chahiye.
Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.
Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..
Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...
yar ma na suna ha k
Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
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Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
Aap Ki 5 Khoobian
Aap Ki 5 Khoobian
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J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)
a sweet demand by a kid
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
teacher : U failure !
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge
Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
Or
Na bhi gire to?
1 laat hum denge.
''God didnt promise
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
Begum:
1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..
Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?
Wo b ap k pas hain..
Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!
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