Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey

Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !

Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2558 views       Funny

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Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >
KHABARDAR ! ! !

Miss Call Sehat K Liye Muzir Hy


Tabiyat Ziada Kharab Ho Tou CAll Ki Jiye


Tamam Sms ''''Waldain'''' Ki Pohanch Se Duur Rakhiye


''''Wizarat-e-Tum''''
''''Hukomat-e-Hum'''' ;->


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .
































1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :

Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)



















Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day