Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
