One tourist from U.S.A.

One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
  

May, 21 2010     127 chars (1 sms)     1812 views       Funny

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Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->
''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??''
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN









Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.








Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,


Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..
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BASS

AAP Ki yaad aayi, is liye Missed SMS kar diya
Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..

REEMA over load hogae,

SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,

Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,

Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,

MEERA pr sawar ho jao,

SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,

NIRMA thuk gae,

RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,

BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,

NIGHAT pr pathrao,

Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''