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Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
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Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
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Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka
2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara
3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal
4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye
6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana
7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
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Kareena Kapoor Once Said
3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.
If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,
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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K
=PUre NeWz =
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,
Q k
Wo sUit
MaLika Sharwat
Ka tha...>>!
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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.
Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.
Every normal
Every normal person has 72 heart beats, but for myself its 73. the extra 1 is ur smile. So don’t stop ur smile, it will affect my heart.. Keep Smiling
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Biscuit walay ka love letter..
Biscuit walay ka love letter..
Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Oye Uthho!!!
Oye Uthho!!!
Yeh Koi Soney Ka Waqt hai?
Haan?
Jab dekho Sota rehti ho
Sari Umar so So ke bitani hai kiya ?
Ab Mujhe reply mat karna...
I am Sleeping.......:)
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
Professor- Would You Like To Marry
Professor- Would You Like To Marry
A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?
Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,
Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
a bf brought present
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
kya matlab main samjha nahi
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Husband: Today is sunday &
Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
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