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Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
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Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka
2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara
3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal
4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye
6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana
7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
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May, 17 2010
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Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Wah Kia Baat Hai
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?
TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?
StUd3nt: Ammi aBBu Lar rAh3 thAy
T3Ach: Wo Lar rAh3 thAy tO Tum Lat3 Q ayE?
StUd: Kya krtA m3rA
1 jOtA amMi k pAss thA Or 1 aBu k pAsS... ;->
Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
Khila Hua Gulaab
Khila Hua Gulaab
Aur
Laga Hua Julaab
Hamesha Nahi Rehte ..... ;->
Moral
[ Failure Is Temporary ... =) ]
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,
Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,
Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,
Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,
Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.
ho gaii teri sha
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali
O Mardood Zardari
Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
A man in Hell asked Devil:
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
socho us waqt
Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?
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Who said english
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
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