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BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,
Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN
Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,
Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
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Hight of friendship:
Hight of friendship:
bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
Parhai karo fail hone se mat daro larkiyan chero
Parhai karo
fail hone se mat daro
larkiyan chero
badnami se mat daro
her larki ko propose karo
Inkar se na daro
Kyunki
GEETA main likha
hai
karam karo
Phal ki chinta mat karo.......
Funny Quote on a married
Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are
Devils &
I Married Their Queen. :-)
Raat k 2 bajay 1 student dusre s
Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.
2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)
: Nothing ka kiya matlb hai
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..
Do U Think Its Luv?
Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
best error message of the century
Best error message of the century.....!!!!
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,
Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,
Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,
Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,
Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,
Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!
Wah,wah,wah,wah,
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
aap sherwaani main aik dam
Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...
Wo bare piyar se
boli....
Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->
Food for thought:
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
Duniya Main Sab Se
Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
DHOBI-
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon
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