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In Cricket Match 1
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In Cricket Match 1
In Cricket Match 1
In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.
A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAKISTAN "
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May, 18 2010
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mallika ko mixer pe kaam karte
Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:
Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?
Mallika: NA Re Baba!
Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,
Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay
"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"
Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
Identification Of Students ...
Identification Of
Students ...
Books In Bag,
Faisalabad
Books In Hands
Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore
W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
Maa Ne Beti Ko Nasihat Ki
"Jab B Apne Dosto''n Ki
Mehfil Me Betho Jo Kch B
Bolo Soch Samajh k Bolo"
Larki Ne Pareshani Se Kaha
"Ammi Agr Me Soch Samajh
K Bolongi Tou Itni Der Me
Topic Hi Chnge Ho jayega" ;->
To Live a Life.... V Need
To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....
Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->
Garibon k lye"paktl"
Garibon k lye"paktl"
Knjuson k lye "Telenor"
Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"
Lafngon k lye "ufone"
Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"
The Thing Which
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
usa every year edisons birthday
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.
But Here Due To Over Respect,
We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Wah Wah...!
Udas Kyun Kar Rahy Ho Shaam Ki Tarha..
Aao
Mithi Mithi Batein Karein
"AAM"
Ki Tarha..
HAPPY
MANGO SEASON.
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna
Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan
sMs G@mblr
Fact of classroom:
Fact of classroom:
Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale
TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.
He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
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