Dear Customer, ;

Dear Customer, ;
Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.

Thank you.

.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤

Clean WoRlD.
  

May, 21 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2155 views       Funny

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Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
SWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)
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Relax




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I m starting send
msgs...
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
height of rishtedari...




Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli:kyun, apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji
zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????

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chal dour


Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Kute

Kamine

Ullu K Patthe
Nalaik
Bewaqoof
Bandar
Bhalu
Gadhe
Badmash
Lofar
Lafangeor
Dhokebaz
Ye sAb Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :->
What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara.
& after some time brings the bill.
Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.?

















Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...