what isbrm a t h s

what isbrm a t h s

What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
  

May, 06 2010     88 chars (1 sms)     2223 views       Funny

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New Degrees Of
"DOG"






DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...






Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
Who Wants 2 B A
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Let“s play?
Q.Ap sms koun nahien kerti:

A.Kanjocee
B.No Balance
C.Dil nahien kerta
D.jaan boj ker

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????





think guys






ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,

Shayad hum un jaise nahi.

Dikhane ke liye hum bhi

bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,

Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de

hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.
Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665


(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)
''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent
Plz Plz































Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo
Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
Woh aayi muskuraee,

usne kaha,humne suna,

woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,

woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,

bas keh hi diya...

"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…