BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2691 views       Funny

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Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn








Kyun k










100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi



Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .




















Sorry Dude No More Supposition



















U Are An Idiot . . . :



Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person




Khush ??






Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->
Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
A Touching Story. . .

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…



What a touching story!!!
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai

Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai

Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet

Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->
Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!
JUB Bhi Aap ki yaad Aaye gi

Aap k mobile Par hamare sms ki Baraat Aaye Gi

Sms To hum Aap Ko kar Dein Gey

Lekin Us k Paisey Deney Kya Aap Ki Saas Aaye Gi?
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary