Aao! Batao''n

Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;

May, 15 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2851 views Funny

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Biwi(Gusse Mein)

Biwi(Gusse Mein) Tumhare Dimaag Me To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai...!

Shuhar(Pyar Se) To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kion Rahi Ho......!!??

A man in Hell asked Devil:

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

How will a compute

How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???

CPU??

What is d Diffrnce btwn

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...

A promising young man

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!

HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz

HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

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AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

ghareeb aadmi aik ka

Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->

What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)

happy foggy winter

happy foggy winter

I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect

I M

SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

wese to es ko dajal

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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."

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