Aao! Batao''n

Aao! Batao''n
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
  

May, 15 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3294 views       Funny

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Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi
Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai
Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein
Hai
Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai
Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai
Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai
Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Pan Khata Hai
Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai
Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai
Istri''


Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai



Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He


Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Cho0se one number;

10

20

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100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;
New rules of life for 2008
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
A strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

Alive chicken
Rs 160/-
Chicken TandOori
Rs480/- :-P
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Lagey raho...


Lagey raho...


main ney khawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.