Aao! Batao''n

Aao! Batao''n
Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;
  

May, 15 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2932 views       Funny

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Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,


MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
Student Life is the Best Life

Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho???
Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto
5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....


Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
Masroofiat ?



Kanjoosi ?



Ghurbat ?




La-Parwahi ?




Narazgi ?






Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?




Mobile Ki Kharabi ?




Alfaz Ki Qillat ?



Nakhre ?



Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
Aik Afsurda poem
: =
Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..

Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
.
.
Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)


If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.
Aap ki valantian partner bhej rahi hon. ok
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Ab thanx boll kar rulana mat;-)
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?


Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,

MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,

Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,

Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,

Or..

Rait
per
Likha

.

.

MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->