Sardar orders pizza.

Sardar orders pizza.
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
  

May, 22 2010     116 chars (1 sms)     2285 views       Funny

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Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.

wah wah !







Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit






Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait


Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti


Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->
L . I . F . E

Is LiKe

BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...

BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...

UnTiLl ,

yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
Roz Roz Ki
Mulaqaato''n Ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya ...






Laut Ker Aa Jao





Please ...






Main Ne ...





Haan
Main Ne ...





Yaqeen Karo ...







"MORTIEN"
Bujha Diya . . . ;->
Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
...................................
Abey mera chata vapas kar.
Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P
The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance










So Dun Lose Me ... ;->
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:


yajuj majuj? yes sir!


bhot?yes sir!


drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G




button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->