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Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?
Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?
Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..
Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"
Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
Just close ur eyes
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Qus: What is The Extreme
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
Ek aadmi raat ko 3
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..
''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,
to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi
altaf hussain ki maa ki shadi
Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?
Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->
Salmaan Khan- Aaj
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
mummy dady and baby sitting together
Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
.
Q?
.
Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
Guest:
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
tipz to beat da summ
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
A story that can
A story that can b read by Angels only…
NOTHING C,
I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
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