One Technical question:

One Technical question:
One Technical question:


Where do u find MANGOES..?


NO,it is nt on mango tree


Fruit shop?


NO wrong


ANS


where ever WOMAN goes


Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!
  

May, 20 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     1943 views       Funny

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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN


Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)
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GEO SURVEY REPORT . . . .

Aaj Kal ''''MACHAR AUR MAKHIYAN'''' Din Raat Dekhe Ja Rahe Hyn


Humare Numainda GEO Ki Tafseelat K Mutabiq Un Ka Kehna Hai

''''Mehangai Ne Kamar Torr Di Hai
Is Liye Over Time Lagana Par Rha Hai''''


GEO MUSHARRAF Sab Ko Kaam Pe Laga Dia . . . ;-
Goverment nay laga diya SmokinG pay bann..

Toyae Zoyae Aain Gain../ :-D
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world''s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can''t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,



To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?
If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..



Think..









Say this fast in American accent.


"There was a cold day!" ;->
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai








Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->