agar app Pakistan k P

agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,

1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey

May, 18 2010 335 chars (3 sms) 2623 views Funny

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qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

u r beautiful

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->

2009 Is Coming

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she liked the game.
Oh, I really liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:

HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the

0321 6307893 is number par ghor karo

0321-6307893
Is number par ghor karo k ye wohi number hai na?
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye mout aati hai. :-)

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST__PID

B__DH__

BEWAK__F

__LL__

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

Ufone
Its all about U

biwi shohar se tum

Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->

Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!

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agar app Pakistan k P

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