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You have been warned to slow down,
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You have been warned to slow down,
You have been warned to slow down,
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P
Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
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Twice h0liday in A Week
Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.
Bt i hAve a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.
Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
Father to Son: s
Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai
Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->
What do you call
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
try thisbrbr
Try this....
Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...
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Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
Garmi aur Load Sheding
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN"
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
When a black cat falls
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....
Meaaaoooon....
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?
Angraz Bola:
"Bijlee Chale Gaye
Bijlee Agai"
kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn
Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe
Sirf Pet K Dard Pe Nikal Aaye Hain Aansu Pappu,
Qabz Ka Aalam To Abhi Ap Ne Dekha He Nahin.!! ;->
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