I shall never die B4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

May, 13 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2778 views Funny

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Astronomers Say

Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->

Dunya ka sab se romentic mulk

Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda

muft ka ihsan na lai

Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->

I really deeply

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

welding waly k paas le jaon ga

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...

Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi

Aur

Unka Ek

"Mike Hussey" :-)

jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?

jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote

Shayad Kabhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay

Magar

Humse Bicharnay Ki Khabar To Sab ko Detay''

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT NO. 1.

2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.

3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF ALTAF.

7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.

8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->

A strange reality:

A strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

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Rs 160/-
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How Paki''s professors speak English:

How Paki''s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
*all of u stand in a straight circle!
*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!
*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

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I shall never die B4 my death

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