I shall never die B4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

May, 13 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3481 views Funny

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A RoSe Rs. 10

A cArd Rs. 25

A lUnch Rs. 200

MoviE Rs. 150

But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*

ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P

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ya allah ya rehman

Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM

Daro Mat

Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!

Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->

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AUR SOCHO

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CHALO ME BATATA HUN

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pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne

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Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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Marna
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chill maro or jungli bn k raho

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Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U

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So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)

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You''ll Realize

You Have Wasted Your Time

&

Been Made Fool As Well ... ;->

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I shall never die B4 my death

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