I shall never die B4 my death

I shall never die B4 my death
pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->
  

May, 13 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2165 views       Funny

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