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SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!
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indian President
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
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Man on his Death Bed
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!
1 Pathan hamesha
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
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Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!
ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->
at a privat party meera was invited
Real Story
At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!
Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
Aye Kassssssh!
Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
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usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Fakir bache se:
Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!
Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,
muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
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