I LOVE YOU..!

I LOVE YOU..!
I LOVE YOU..!

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I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

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I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World...!!!


Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..


Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!
  

May, 17 2010     199 chars (2 sms)     2987 views       Funny

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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
What Did The Fish Say When He Hit A Concrete Wall?

















Dam!
:-(
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki
Really SmArt One


I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c.
odi yad vich dil beqarar kita c.
apnay piyar da ek din izhaar keta c.
o meri jaan kehn lagi
mein ta tery naal mazak keeta c...

During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...
Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..


Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”