I LOVE YOU..!

I LOVE YOU..!
I LOVE YOU..!

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I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

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I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World...!!!


Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..


Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!
  

May, 17 2010     199 chars (2 sms)     2557 views       Funny

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The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?

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Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:

Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.

Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.


Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)