President: “Shetani”

President: “Shetani”
President:
“Shetani”


Prime Minister:
“Gillani”


Army Chief:
“Kiyani”


Speaker:
“Zanaani”


“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”


Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...
  

May, 17 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     3229 views       Funny

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Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...










"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho


oor tum?


2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)
Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .







Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .








Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->

Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat





Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat






Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat



&




Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?






Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->


Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN
You Filled My Dayz With Rainbow Lights

Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

Gingerbread To Ease My Fears

You Gave The Gift Of Life To me

And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care


For Deep Warm Hugs And Being There

I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

You''ll Alwayz See
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live…
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.

Kia me jawan ho gya hun?



Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

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