President: “Shetani”

President:
“Shetani”

Prime Minister:
“Gillani”

Army Chief:
“Kiyani”

Speaker:
“Zanaani”

“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...

May, 17 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 3182 views Funny

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''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to phir aao khhelte hn

MISS CALL MISS CALL''

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,

agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,

Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota

sardar

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

a sardar to another

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

''Director to actress:

''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????''

Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,

Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,

phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,

Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,

Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?

May our friendship turn into silver

May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->

The school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/

\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/

I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di

Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai

Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

:-) :-)

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong

Ek baar ek cyclewala

Ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Socho
socho
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Are thoda aur socho!
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Nahi jam raha ,
chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles .....
Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai

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President: “Shetani”

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