President: “Shetani”

President:
“Shetani”

Prime Minister:
“Gillani”

Army Chief:
“Kiyani”

Speaker:
“Zanaani”

“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...

May, 17 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 2973 views Funny

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Mumbai may ghareb

Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''Sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D

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kia talash kr

rahy ho! Sirf

happy ( khush )

raho :)

Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

''Aap ko bohat bohat

''Aap ko bohat bohat

*EID MUBARAK*

heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''

Banta-Kya Hua,

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu

Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hum
Is
Dunia
Me
Dosro
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Khidmat
Karne
Aye
Hain
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)

Aam ZindAgi-

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.

''Raton ko uth kar, Khayalon se ho kar, Yadon me kho kar,

''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,

Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar

Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,

Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,

tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,

Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,

Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy

Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''

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him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
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teachr konsa parind

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >

kdi na wi lya kr maama

Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->

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President: “Shetani”

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