President: “Shetani”

President:
“Shetani”

Prime Minister:
“Gillani”

Army Chief:
“Kiyani”

Speaker:
“Zanaani”

“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...

May, 17 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 3174 views Funny

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"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

Good friendship doesn''t

Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.

pathan cought cheating

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)

An Interesting Line

An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:

"If You Are Able To See This,

Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"

Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../

Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../

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Rassi Say...!
Q k Barish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.......

Angry boss:

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

''dil ka dard hamen bataty q nah

''dil ka dard hamen bataty q nahi,

dosti ka haq hum pe jatate q nahi,

tarpo ge aise hi har roz dard se,

tumhe qabz hai to ispaghol khaty q nahi!!!!!!''

Naya Daur ...

Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->

marez doctor se

Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to hosla saath rakhna

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna

Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna

Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
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DANT SAAF RAKHNA.

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

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Any Idea !

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No !

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Not To Worry !

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I Tell Ya !

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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao

Shopkeeper : Sir,

Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein

Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!

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President: “Shetani”

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