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President: “Shetani”
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President: “Shetani”
President: “Shetani”
President:
“Shetani”
Prime Minister:
“Gillani”
Army Chief:
“Kiyani”
Speaker:
“Zanaani”
“Aata Na Roti”
“Bijli Na Paani”
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani...
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Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,
aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
barasti barish me
Kesa lgta hy?
Barasti barish me
Hawa k jhonko''n k sang
Khamoshi se
Chalty huey
Koi apka hath thaam k
Hauley se keh
de
"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8
Imagine World Without GIRLS
Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......
&
All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
PLz Pray For Me
PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL
As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More
CuTe
SMARTER
&
AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
Kya tm urr sktay ho?
Kya tm urr sktay ho?
Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?
Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?
Nai na?
Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata
What do you call
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
.
.
.
"Chadti Jawani" !!!
Last night,da moon
Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?
" i looked back at the moon & said
"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
Mother''s Quote
Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
All Brokers Have Become
All Brokers Have Become
" BILL GATES "
With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds
&
Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
pathan: me ne
pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
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