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President: “Shetani”
President: “Shetani”
President:
“Shetani”
Prime Minister:
“Gillani”
Army Chief:
“Kiyani”
Speaker:
“Zanaani”
“Aata Na Roti”
“Bijli Na Paani”
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani...
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May, 17 2010
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Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
neend me h0 to sapne bhejo
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge
Sharafat
Sadaqat
Aur
Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Student k dard ko university kya jane
Student k dard ko university kya jane
College k rivajon ko parents kya jane
Hoti hai kitni takleef paper likhne me,
Wo kambakht paper check karne wala kya jane??
Bari mushkil se hum rat
Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye
* CHAND *Or * TARAY *
Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k
* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?
Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...
75 Year Old Lady Ne News
75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"
7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya
.
.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"
what did clive
what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??
i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
There Are 4 Animal
There Are 4 Animal
Species A Woman Needs In
Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage,
Mink In Her Closet,
Tiger In Her Bed!
And Of Course A
Donkey To Pay Her Bills!!
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
Ek Pathan:
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha
Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?
Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
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