President: “Shetani”

President: “Shetani”
President:
“Shetani”


Prime Minister:
“Gillani”


Army Chief:
“Kiyani”


Speaker:
“Zanaani”


“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”


Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...
  

May, 17 2010     190 chars (2 sms)     3300 views       Funny

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Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re

Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...





Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain Saalana. ;-)''
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
''meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo''
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->
Tu Kutta


Tu Kutta


Tu Kutta


Phir Kehta Hoon

Tu Kutta


Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon



Tu Kutta


Rakh Le

Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
Life is short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->
Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}