2008 Ka Faqeer :

2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .

Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .

Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->

May, 20 2010 209 chars (2 sms) 2292 views Funny

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Bindas hoke Jeenay

Bindas hoke Jeenay kaTension nahin lainy kaAchy sapny dekhny kaMast life guzarny kachurail se nahin darny ka....

Boley to

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Mirror nai Dekhny ka

Behind Every Man''s

Behind Every Man''s Success There''s A Woman

But

Behind 16 Gal''s Success There''s a Man

This Is What We See In The Movie

''''CHAK DE INDIA'''' ;->

Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy

Aik Sher Arz Kia Hy

Taaza Kalaam Hy Janab

Mulahiza Ho

Jee

Aik, Do, Teen, Char

Jee Janab

Dobara Irshad

Ahuun

Aik, Do,Teen,Char

"AA BAIL MUJHE MAAR."

Ab terey sath

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

girlfriend chahey

Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;->

Pathan interview dene gaya.

Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?

To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->

Boy: Challte Chalte

Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

u know why God

u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
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Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
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. Lo sigrit :-)

father n son

Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!

The owner of the

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.

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