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Girlfriend Ko I LUV
Girlfriend Ko I LUV
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
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Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker
Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha
(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!
To aj se BAND!!!
Kya Sms?
Nahi jee!
NEWSPAPER..
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
teri shakal nazar aati hai
tere khayalo me kho kar
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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
Writing kharaab hai
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?
Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?
Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
*KUCH LOG*
*KUCH LOG*
Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,
Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,
Or
"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He
"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik
"JiN" Ho... :P
''Hari Hari Ghaas
''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......
Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''
Behind every successful man,
Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
mothers quote th
Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
Ek larka ek larki
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye
Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye
But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!
Pata ha kiyo?
Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,
Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
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