Girlfriend Ko I LUV

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

May, 24 2010 227 chars (2 sms) 2953 views Funny

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har safar me aapka sath hum denge

Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.
:-D

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Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

ik admi nay kaha:i

ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta

Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein

Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega

"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->

Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre s

Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!

O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now
Continue Ur Work :-

Teacher! Btaen

Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.

Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.

What is a BEST and

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."

How Was Your First Day At School .

Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->

i am acha

agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....

q k main tow acha hu

MUSHARRAF''s ROZGAR SCHEME

MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:

Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".

Salary:
10,000

Medical:
Free

Home Rent:
Free

Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.

Dozakh Me.

What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....

garmi ka kya faida hai

garmi ka kya faida hai

Sochoo

Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??

Sardi nahi lagti

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